BEAN'RE THE ORDAINED
Not only am I the Mayor of Fun, I am a bonafide ordained minister, too. That's right bonafide and justified. So I guess that makes me a Minister of Fun.
One of my favorite activities is to marry two people in love. Love is grand.
If you're fixin' to get hitched, have fun doin' it is what I say. Start out the way it should be for the rest of your days together- fun and memorable.
Oh, by the way. I'm not married. Never been.
Miss Right of Way has yet to arrive.
|MRS. South Dakota and gentleman me trade places at Sturgis during the annual Buffalo Chip's Legend's Ride|
I've been told, though, that I'm a suitor.
|Well, sir, it's this rug I have. It really tied the room together.|